Monday, 12 September 2011

Bible LiesRus

January 19, 2011 - 02:38 PM
Bible LiesRus

John 3v26 'Rabbi, that man [Just a vague,nameless man? Yet surely the 2 of Johns disciples from John 1v35 who heard John say Jesus was 1v36 'Lamb of God' would have told their co disciples 1v25 about Jesus. Part of the argument in 1v25 would surely have involved the 2 explaining that this was the wonderful Lamb of God] Back to John 3v26 'Rabbi, the man who was with you on the other side of the Jordan-the one you testified about-well, HE IS BAPTISING, and everyone is going to him' also John 3v22,'Jesus..baptised' contradicted by John 4v1 'IT WAS NOT JESUS WHO BAPTISED, but his disciples'
John 1v37 I myself did not know Him [Didn't know who would be The Lamb of God or Didn't know who Jesus was?] But John he was your cousin remember? Luke 1v36 Mary is told,'Even Elizabeth your relative is going to have a baby in her old age'. Mary went to see Liz and baby John leaped in her womb. v43 Liz says to M,'Why am I so favoured that the mother of my Lord should come to me'.Did Liz not tell her son John that Jesus was the Lord? Luke 1v32 Mary is told,'Jesus will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord will give him the throne of his father David'. Did Mary keep this a secret from her Nephew John? Just forgot? Didn't seem that important? Again what about the Christmas story for christ sake, didn't she tell John? Also Jesus never sat on throne of David, the Jewish throne didn't even exist by then. 

January 19, 2011 - 01:45 PM
Bible LiesRus

John 10v41 'Though John never performed a miraculous sign.' contradicts Mark 6v14 'John the Baptist has been raised from the dead, that is why miraculous powers are at work in Jesus'. John never healed anyone so why would Herod think that Jesus was John? [Jesus must have been an obscure person prior to Johns arrest] Why would people think that raising John would give Jesus any powers? Didn't they know that John & Jesus were alive at the same time and so couldn't be each other? Hadn't they heard John said Jesus would be far greater? What about the heaven splitting open and the holy spirit dove coming down out of it, wasn't that a miraculous sign? NO ! BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED. John 1v21 People asked John,'are you Elijah?', John replied,'I am not.' Well the Jews Messiah had to be preceded by the return/resurrection of Elijah, so Jesus was no Messiah then.
Look at John 11v50-53 where the priests plot to murder Jesus for the sake of peace,v51'He did not say this on his own, but as high priest for that year he prophesied that Jesus would die'. So this author thinks if you plan to murder someone and then succeed, that that is a fulfillment of prophesy? That is just insane!
January 19, 2011 - 01:22 PM
Bible LiesRus

John 11, The death of Lazarus at Bethany: v3 M&M send word, "Lord, the one you love is sick.", yet v6 'Jesus stayed where he was 2 more days.'Jesus waited for Lazarus to die! Is that sick or what? v17 'Jesus found that Lazarus had already been in the tomb for 4 days.' What took Jesus so long-2 days journey- was he some far away place? John 10v40 tells us 'Jesus was across the Jordan at the place where John had been baptising in the early days. Here he stayed.' Where did John baptise in the early days? John 1v28 This all happened at Bethany on the other side of the Jordan, where John was baptising. So Jesus was within a mile of Bethany yet he took 4 days to get to Lazarus. He wouldn't go to heal a sick friend preferring to let him die- a neat if callous experiment Jesus. John maybe hadn't been taught that you should always read through what you've written before handing it in to teacher.
January 19, 2011 - 02:52 PM

Oh silly me, why did I need the holy spirit dove to come down on my cousin to identify him? I forgot what my mummy and Aunty Mary told me about my cousin Jesus being Lord & Son of the Most High & that he had been the baby Jesus in the Nativity. D'oh, I'd lose my head if it wasn't sewn on.
January 18, 2011 - 04:09 PM
The scales of love

Jesus at banquet, woman comes to him crying, Luke 7v45 'Since the time I entered she has not stopped kissing my feet.' Well this is contradicted by v36 which has him at feast,reclining before her entry v37 has her go later, standing at his feet crying a while before kissing his feet. Anyway the normal, warm and wonderful thing to do would be to get up and ask her,"What is the matter? why are you crying? is there anything I can do to help? would you like to talk about it? The behaviour ascribed to Jesus where he treats her as a remote classroom specimen suggests it was authored by someone like a priest whose psychology had been corrupted by power such that he gets a twisted kick out of servile deference from his flock. This cold, proud, haughty behaviour might have been the norm of a 1st century megalomanical ruler but would be rightly despised today. I would not expect to have seen Ghandi, Mandela or Beckham behave like that.(though everyone has their ragged moments) Anyway the woman was probably terrified by one of his sick sermons.
January 18, 2011 - 03:46 PM
The Scales of love

The question to ask when reading the bible is; what would be the loving, caring, 'warm and wonderful person' thing to do. See child Jesus in Temple Luke2v41-52. The respectful, honouring thing for Jesus to do would be to say to M&J,"I feel that God would have me stay on at the Temple for 4 days, will that be ok?" "Sure son, but who will you stay with and get home with?". Having failed that, the caring response on realising that M&J had left without him would be to ask someone to ride a horse or run to catch them up with a message. Having failed that, the next caring response would be to leave a message at the inn they had been staying at. He failed. Anyhow why would it take 3 days to find him in the village of Jerusalem? He couldn't really have made a big impression with his teaching or M&J would have easily found people who knew where Jesus was. On meeting them Jesus should have said,"Hi mum &Dad, I'm sorry I didn't ask permission and caused you worry and a long trek back" v50,'they didn't understand what he was saying.' Had they forgotten the virgin birth & angels? Mary treasured these things? What? Like 'why is my son giving me cheek/impudence, where did we go wrong?'.If the commandment said honour your parents then Jesus sinned?

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