Choose an ever evolving, updatable, upgradable, adaptable " God "

When choosing a God, if there is no real cosmic one to be found, then one really ought to at least choose one which is evolvable. If " God " is defined as being the set of ideas currently viewed as being the best structure for society to operate by or the understanding of the world about us which is closest to reality then you would expect that " God " should evolve as new data comes in.

We should have expected the psalms to sing praises to the God who is ever evolving, adapting, learning, updatable, upgradable, adjusting previous conduct manuals to incorporate new ideas which might enhance the lot of his subjects on Earth.
You would expect by now that Allah would be shouting at its followers, " Switch to English common law, shariah isn't fit for the 21st century, it contains arbitrary pointless taboos and unnecessarily severe penalties "

Where are there examples of self analysis, self criticism in the scriptures? Wouldn't a God have tried out policies on his new found humanity, observed how they worked out then changed the bits that were having a negative effect. FEEDBACK ?

Sadly Psalm 102v27, " You remain the same "
Malachi 3v6, " I the lord do not change " [ Except he changed between O.T. & N.T. ]
Hebrews13v 8, "J.C is the same yesterday, today, and forever."

So I expect that after hearing exactly the same joke in heaven for the millionth time the saved will be like, " Grief, this is hellish, God you are boring the socks off me "

For cutting edge ideas on evolution try " Why evolution is true " website by Jerry Coyne and for more reasons to think that there probably is no supernatural realm try John W. Loftus, Victor J. Stenger or Robert M.Price.
 Try a better thinking structure of reason & science with Richard Dawkins

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, Apocalypse now

I love the smell of tobacco smoke in the morning. Condor tobacco is the aroma of the Americas where the Condors glide free and should blow to pieces the claims that the priests of Abrahamic religions were receiving supernatural revelation because they totally failed to predict the existence of the New World or its foods & other resources. Had they done so then they could have enjoyed roast potatoes, turkey & sweetcorn followed by pumpkin pie with maple syrup  at least 800 years sooner or maybe 1500 years sooner than they did. They could also have enjoyed the calming effect of nicotine sooner but perhaps it needed the miracle of personal vaporizers to allow safer delivery mechanism than breathing tobacco leaf smoke. But hey, I like the smell of real pipe smoke. Also the smell of gasoline should be a reminder of the reality of fossil fuel which had its origins in organisms which lived millions of years ago. This also is a solvent to the religious tar which tries to bind people in a macadam mindset which asserts the guess that the world began 6000 years ago is a reality when all the evidence points to that idea being a fantasy based on blind guesswork.

See tobaccoatlas.org World tobacco production peaked in 1997 at over 9 million tonnes and has since declined  by almost a quarter to 7.1 million tonnes in 2009. Tobacco is primarily grown in low and middle income countries, where it is a contributor to undernourishment because land is used to grow tobacco rather than food. In 2009 , six of the top ten tobacco producing countries had undernourishment rates between 5% and 27%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPT3RFTpSUw

De Sunking of Abrahamic Religions

Condor Pipe Tobacco - Submarine - CDP 1985

The aroma of tobacco smoke of the Americas where the Condors glide free should blow to pieces the claims that the priests of Abrahamic religions were receiving supernatural revelation because they totally failed to predict the existence of the New World or its foods & other resources. Had they done so then they could have enjoyed roast potatoes, turkey & sweetcorn followed by pumpkin pie with maple syrup  at least 800 years sooner or maybe 1500 years sooner than they did. They could also have enjoyed the calming effect of nicotine sooner but perhaps it needed the miracle of personal vaporizers to allow safer delivery mechanism than breathing tobacco leaf smoke. But hey, I like the smell of real pipe smoke.

See tobaccoatlas.org World tobacco production peaked in 1997 at over 9 million tonnes and has since declined by  almost a quarter to 7.1 million tonnes in 2009. Tobacco is primarily grown in low and middle income countries, where it is a contributor to undernourishment because land is used to grow tobacco rather than food. In 2009 , six of the top ten tobacco producing countries had undernourishment rates between 5% and 27%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPIwFRZXUA4

Parody on Coke ad, " I'd like to buy the world a home & furnish it with love "

If Jesus had had a revelation about the existence of the New World  then he might have said in Luke 22v42, " Father, if you are willing, take this cup from me; I'd rather have a coke "  However it would have taken a super size miracle to realize that it was possible to combine the coca leaf from South America, Kola nut from Africa & sugar from Indian sugar cane to make coca-cola. If the old world religions had been able to predict the existence of the Americas then the old world might have enjoyed going to McDonald's 1500 years sooner to enjoy potatoes & tomatoes ( both native to America ). Instead the characters of scriptures had to make do with McLevi's locusts, reptiles & unleaven bread. At any rate it shouldn't take a miracle for people to twig that the existence of America fairly conclusively points to the likelihood that the scripture writers were just making stuff up. Break a bar of chocolate and raise a glass of coke to celebrate science, reason and that you live in  more enlightened times.

I'd like to teach the world to sing that the Old World prophets didn't know
Of potatoes, chocolate or tomatoes
or jet black turkey from U.S.A
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a coke, it shows that religion is a joke
Supernatural isn't real
I'd like to teach the world to sing that priests were making stuff up
and didn't predict the existence of anything really crucial
like the fact of evolution by natural selection
it's the real thing
what the world needs today
its the real things
that science helps us to determine
its the real things


see 

Coca Cola Advert - I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1NeogMh1JI

JOHN 18V38, PILATE ASKS JESUS, " WHAT IS TRUTH ?"

John 18v38 has Pilate ask, " What is Truth ? "  and then said, ( ReWrit) " I find no basis for a charge against him, I even asked him to turn some water into his best wine but he refused saying he doesn't like being put to the test "
 Was there no evidence that Jesus could claim to be a king of the Jews, no evidence of an organisation or finances or network structure, no headquarters, no writings by Jesus or about Jesus by others, no evidence of royal birth, no evidence of a significant following among Jewish people,no evidence of miracles having been done,  no evidence of knowing things about the world that weren't already known ?

Maybe Pilate would have said, " What is Truth ? Things aren't truth just because you assert that they are truth. You need evidence that things are true. Think of the fossilized sea shells that can be seen in the stones of many of Roman buildings and most of the quarries and marble of Italy, also high in the Apennines & the Alps e.g. Mount Cenis; clearly they show that life on Earth is ancient and not just 4000 years old like the Jewish scriptures claim. Also they show that the land which used to be under the sea has been pushed up by massive forces to form these high mountains. There have been great changes in Earth geology over countless eons. If you were divine then you would surely at least be able to know more than the common uneducated peasant. You would also know that this idea of Hades you talk about is probably adopted from the ancient Greeks or Zoroastrians. Do you think that Zeus lives on Mt Olympus ? Look these are no more than amusing fantasies. Please go away home and get a proper education and stop making a nuisance of yourself before you meet an untimely end.
   Why not take a study tour of the ossified skeletons Echinoderms.  Eocene fossilized fish from a limestone quarry at Ain El Sira, Cairo. Or petrified fish in the hills of the Barbary coast.
   Now I bid you adieu "

PARODY ON, " THE LORD'S PRAYER "

Parody on " The Lord's prayer "
Our fibbing ancestors,who art buried somewhere between the Vatican and the Middle East over 1300 years ago.
ridiculed be thy name
Thy kingdom be consigned to ancient history,
Thy will be denied,
Instead we choose historical reality ( as far as can be determined ) , science & reason to enable us to live decent, civilized lives and attempt to make the best of our evolved predicament.
Give us this day our daily chocolate, coca cola, and any other thing native to the Americas which the above mentioned " Gods " knew nothing of as they could never see more than 6 feet above the Old World ground they stood on.
We regret we did not realize sooner that we had been conned by "scriptures" otherwise known as invented stories and rewritten ' history '.
May we be understanding towards those not yet enlightened as to its errors and help them to become free from the captivity of its " Truth "
Let us yield to the temptation to embrace our doubts and accept that most of the scripture stories have very little historical reality and as such are little more than folklore and fairytales, but at the same time being an interesting reminder of the pre-scientific, superstitious mindset that should have been left behind long ago.
May we be delivered from the evil of Relegion and its myriad delusional voices by reading the books by John Loftus
For Christs Sake
Ramen

Original was :
Our Father in heaven,hallowed be your name.Your kingdom come,your will be done,on earth, as it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread,and forgive us our debts,as we also have forgiven our debtors.And lead us not into temptation,but deliver us from evil.

Wholly, wholly mistaken, about the bacon, and circumcision as well.

Parody of the hymn, ” Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty ”
Tune, ” Nicaea ” by John Bacchus ( 1823-76 )
eg YT PipeOrganHymnsG0OJF channel

Wholly, wholly mistaken, about the bacon
it is reasonably healthy for you and it has always been
Taboos started by Ancient Egyptians, Cancelled by the Christians
Offered a choice twixt reptile or pork chops (Acts 10v12 )

Pig ignorant about circumcision ? Again started by Ancient Egyptians
recorded on 2400 BCE bas-relief inside the pyramids
Said to make them different, afraid it simply didn’t ( Genesis 17v11 )
Just another example of evolution and adoption of ideas

Was Jesus mainly fiction that for some is an addiction ?
Following cleverly invented stories contrary to what 2 Peter 1v16 says
He didn't know about Germ theory, scored an F minus in geography
Even when shown America & Australia by kindly devil ( Luke 4v5 )

Were the demons being sarcastic when the said Jesus was fantastic ? ( Lk 8v28)
"Oh yes you are the Son of God " but aren't demons supposed to lie
Weren't demons just imaginary, a primitive superstition ?
Legions of stories made up to explain the madness in the world ?

Don't base your life on fiction, rather go with science and reason
It could save you from blowing yourself up for no reason at all
Fantasy is quite funny if you don't let it make your vision blurry
Just laugh at the minister and throw him a banana

{Pig ignorant could have been the term for me for most of my life on this topic until I got the www. In any case I still am ignorant about a vast many things, who can keep up with it all ?}
[ See tabletmag website, Bas Relief Depicts Circumcision in Ancient Egypt
Relic from 2400 BCE believed to be the oldest illustration of the ritual ]