Sunday, 21 September 2014

Parody on Coke ad, " I'd like to buy the world a home & furnish it with love "

If Jesus had had a revelation about the existence of the New World  then he might have said in Luke 22v42, " Father, if you are willing, take this cup from me; I'd rather have a coke "  However it would have taken a super size miracle to realize that it was possible to combine the coca leaf from South America, Kola nut from Africa & sugar from Indian sugar cane to make coca-cola. If the old world religions had been able to predict the existence of the Americas then the old world might have enjoyed going to McDonald's 1500 years sooner to enjoy potatoes & tomatoes ( both native to America ). Instead the characters of scriptures had to make do with McLevi's locusts, reptiles & unleaven bread. At any rate it shouldn't take a miracle for people to twig that the existence of America fairly conclusively points to the likelihood that the scripture writers were just making stuff up. Break a bar of chocolate and raise a glass of coke to celebrate science, reason and that you live in  more enlightened times.

I'd like to teach the world to sing that the Old World prophets didn't know
Of potatoes, chocolate or tomatoes
or jet black turkey from U.S.A
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a coke, it shows that religion is a joke
Supernatural isn't real
I'd like to teach the world to sing that priests were making stuff up
and didn't predict the existence of anything really crucial
like the fact of evolution by natural selection
it's the real thing
what the world needs today
its the real things
that science helps us to determine
its the real things


Coca Cola Advert - I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing

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