Parody on " The Lord's prayer " Our fibbing ancestors,who art buried somewhere between the Vatican and the Middle East over 1300 years ago. ridiculed be thy name Thy kingdom be consigned to ancient history, Thy will be denied, Instead we choose historical reality ( as far as can be determined ) , science & reason to enable us to live decent, civilized lives and attempt to make the best of our evolved predicament. Give us this day our daily chocolate, coca cola, and any other thing native to the Americas which the above mentioned " Gods " knew nothing of as they could never see more than 6 feet above the Old World ground they stood on. We regret we did not realize sooner that we had been conned by "scriptures" otherwise known as invented stories and rewritten ' history '. May we be understanding towards those not yet enlightened as to its errors and help them to become free from the captivity of its " Truth " Let us yield to the temptation to embrace our doubts and accept that most of the scripture stories have very little historical reality and as such are little more than folklore and fairytales, but at the same time being an interesting reminder of the pre-scientific, superstitious mindset that should have been left behind long ago. May we be delivered from the evil of Relegion and its myriad delusional voices by reading the books by John Loftus For Christs Sake Ramen
Original was : Our Father in heaven,hallowed be your name.Your kingdom come,your will be done,on earth, as it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread,and forgive us our debts,as we also have forgiven our debtors.And lead us not into temptation,but deliver us from evil.