Saturday, 16 March 2013


We'd like you to know a little more about the Jesus on our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around the Bible, all you see are synthetic: lies
Stroll around skepticink until you feel at home

So I say to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus would need to act by the Golden Rule (Ho, ho, ho)
God is a fiction, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus would condemn himself if he damned you
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

{religious attitude}:
Hide information in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the pharisee's affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
John knows more about Jesus than you will know (Woe, woe, woe)
God is a failed hypothesis, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven would have been for everybody
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the skepticink debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at it, you can't lose

Where have you gone, Jesus " Son of God "
You were meant to return 2 millenim ago (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Jolting' Jesus has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

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