PARODY ON " IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR "

 

It's the most nightmarish time of the year
If you are a turkey
 then unless you are lucky
You'll be dead I fear
It's the most nightmarish time of the year

 

It's the most miserable time of the year
If you haven't got money
And your tummy is rumbly
Then for you I fear
It's could be the most depressing time of the year

 

It's the most lucrative time of the year
If you sell Christmas cards,
mistletoe or holly
Then for you I fear
It could be the only lucrative time of the year

It's the most wonderful time of the year
If you're into skiing
and the snow is falling
and if a ski slope is near
 it may be the most wonderful time of the year